wtf Wednesday

Today's wtf Wednesday gems. Good god!!

• A Sticky End: Scorned Lovers Exact Painful Revenge On Cheating Husband By Superglueing His Private Parts.
• 34 hospitalized after co-worker sprays perfume. Heaven help ya if you have coworkers like this.
• Man kills bear who broke into his house. Remind me never to live in a place where this is possible.
• Stolen car recovered 2 years later in neighbor's garage, unbeknownst to all. Investigation FAIL.
• It took 90 minutes for Daily News to 'steal' the Empire State Building. D'oh!
• Coca-Cowla, Now With More Bovine Urine. Um, no. Just... no.
• Armed burglers demand eggbeater. Cause, you know. When you HAVE to make cookies, law & order be damned!

Something tells me the cookie thieves were not this cute...
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