6 quirks about me, and I hate leaves

I've been tagged by Bodelou the awesome and now I tag you.

Here's the rule: share six things/habits/quirks about yourself.

1. When I was 4, I worried my dog would impregnant me by humping (a frequent hobby of his). I kept wondering how I'd break the news to my parents and whether or not I'd have puppies.
   
2. As a kid, I made "casts" for my spider plant's broken leaves so that they would mend (they did).
3. I would rather get a colonoscopy then rake leaves.
4. I would rather be intubated than rake leaves.
5. I would rather express my dog's anal glands than rake leaves.
   
6. I have moved 16 times in my life.

(I really hate raking leaves!)

Et tu?