wtf Wednesday: man hides gun in rolls of fat and more

• Man says his cat downloaded porn, not him. (Suure he did...)
  
• Man brings a gun to jail hidden in the rolls of his fat.
  
• 2 wheels, 2,000 bees: bees swarm under bike seat.
  
• Seaweed on beaches on France produce toxic fumes.
  
• Man arrested for mowing overgrown grass in neglected park. (NO ONE should interfere w/the state of disrepair!)
  
• Man arrested for groping Minnie Mouse. (I dunno, is Minnie really that hot?)
  
• Pet python eats pet cat. (Maybe a good example of why outdoor cats AND outdoor pythons are not a great idea...)
  
• Old woman drives 2 miles on NY bridge the wrong way.
  
• Mouse builds nest in ATM, destroying $20 bills.
  
• Man falls off golf cart and dies (Thanks Kev!)
  
• And my favorite:
  A Pennsylvania man allegedly tried to rob a retired police chief at a convention of police officers -- and was, not surprisingly, arrested. Former Chief John Comparetto, 56, had just emerged from a men's room stall when Jerome Blanchett, 19, brandished a gun and demanded cash, police said. Blanchett was promptly swarmed by roughly 300 narcotics cops at the conference. "He actually walked past a great big poster that said, 'WELCOME NARCOTICS OFFICERS,'" said Comparetto. "This is probably the dumbest guy in the state of Pennsylvania." --The Week

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