"I throw up body parts." A confession? (Not mine though.)

So here are my top search terms for 2010:

• I throw up body parts
  Um, you have bigger problems than the Internet can help you with right now. SEE A DOCTOR.
• my wife is focking her uncke
  I'm going to assume that this is just a terrible case of mistyping and hope these people found a good shrink.
  
• pictures of snake faces
  Dawww. Not something I have on my blog, but you know, kind of cute anyway.
  
• 4 pack abs
  Ambition! I like it. Who needs 6-pack abs when 4 will do?
• mouse died in fat rolls
  Well, sympathies, yo. Maybe lose some weight and clean the house if things are that outta control.
  
• big zit
  Alright, I do know where this one led: the story of my enormous zit. Or wait. Maybe it wasn't THAT zit story. Maybe it was this one. Nice. I guess everyone has to be famous for something.
  
• hideous clothes
  What was I just saying about being famous for something? ;)
  
• colonoscopy cartoons
  Glad to know I'm not the only one who appreciates this kind of thing.
  
• cheap ass apartments flagstaff
  I'm pretty sure no apartment website is going to be using this keyword.
  
• Two related: "why are their so many losers?" and "Are there that many losers out there?"
  If someone searches for such stats on the internet, does that make them a loser?
• dog sphincter
  ::fistpump!!
  
• suburban fuck nest
  Yeah, good luck with that. That's not really my forte.
  
• snake genitals
  The number of people looking for snake genitals online is ASTOUNDING.
  
• Can a spleen quiver
  YES. Mine is RIGHT. NOW.
  
• what can happen on planes?
  Um, they can fly?
  
• big boob wrestling
  Also not really my forte, but okay, enjoy.
  
• found larvae in my raisin box
  OH yes. This incident. I'd almost forgotten. Excuse me while I throw up.
  
  
• I put a snake in my vagina
  This sound more like an emergency room thing and less like a googling thing. Don't you think you should be consulting with medical professionals? Also, you are now infected with all kinds of horrible bacteria. Please get thee some help.
  
• teenage head in my refrigerator.zip
  Um. I hope this is referring to a file of someone's halloween cake. FBI? Can you double-check?
  
  
• dark olive vomit
  Greeat. I write a post about olives, and who cares? People puking.
  
• What's a douchebag?
  While there are various and sundry definitions of this, I don't believe this is a topic I've ever covered on my blog.

I'd like to add a hearty: what the...???