Kamis, 29 April 2010

121 affairs for golf champion Tiger Woods during five years of marriage

121 affairs for golf champion Tiger Woods during five years of marriage Tiger Woods had a total of 121 affairs during five years of marriage with Elin Nordegren, it has emerged.

The golfer apparently confessed it to his wife during his stay in the sex rehab.

Woods shared his guilt on a "disclosure day", as part of the rehab programme.

"When Tiger was in rehab for sex addiction, he filled out four pages, listing the amount of women he'd had affairs with - there were 121 in all," the Mirror quoted legal sources, as telling the US paper National Enquirer.

During the disclosure, Woods had failed to name his alleged youngest mistress, 22-year-old Racychel Coudriet, who is also his neighbours' daughter.

The source added: "Raychel Coudriet was not on the list. After Elin found out about her she told Tiger their marriage is definitely over. There is no room for reconciliation any more."

Meanwhile, Woods' legal team is desperately trying to secure an out of court settlement.

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Most email programs truncate long links. Who would spend 5 minutes cutting & pasting this into a browser??

Rabu, 28 April 2010

All natural Kim Kardashian fights cosmetic surgery stories

All natural Kim Kardashian fights cosmetic surgery storiesNew York (ANI): While denying cosmetic surgery rumours, socialite Kim Kardashian insisted that her body is 100 percent natural. "I did a nude shoot when I was 15 pounds heavier - un-retouched, cellulite - so what? I don't think cellulite is cute, but I've been working out all year. And I thought I would reward myself. So I said, 'Why not?' When the shoot came about I said yes, and I think it worked out really well.

"It empowers me - it makes me feel accomplished - it shows me that I've reached my goals - I'm not the type of girl who can eat whatever she wants. It is a challenge. It is hard for me. I am not one of those skinny girls," Kardashian said. She added that she's happy to be single, reports Fox News.


She said: "I feel very blessed, happy to be single, focusing on my work life - living on my own and living in my life. I would say to women follow your heart, and have fun. Just make sure that no one makes you feel bad. I was fortunate to have a good relationship and have it end in a positive way. It makes me sad when people stay in a negative relationship and don't know their self worth and refuse to move on."

Selasa, 27 April 2010

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Senin, 26 April 2010

In celebration of boobquake...




Happy boobquake day! Don't mind that there actually WAS an earthquake in Taiwan. We all know the earth was not rocked by extra flesh this morning.

Speaking of flesh, I scoured the internet for 2 HOURS to bring you 16 powerful sketches & photos of the human body (female, as this is for boobquake, afterall). None are obscene. All, I believe, are beautiful and display incredible skill by the artists that sketched/painted/photographed them. Onward -->

Jennifer Anisten nipple look like fake nipples

Jennifer Anisten nipple look like fake nipplesJennifer Aniston’s boobs are looking perkier than ever, sparking rumours that the actress is fighting nature with a little 15-pound silicone fashion accessory called Bodyperks - false nipples.

The former Friends star has always refused to enhance her breasts through surgery but she seems to be following in the footsteps of growing numbers of Hollywood celebs using fake nipples.

"Jen has always made it clear she loves the natural look and doesn’t want implants,” News of the World quoted a friend as saying.

"But she loves to feel confident going out wearing tight tops so this is a perfect way for her to defy her age without having to go under the knife," the friend added.

The ex-wife of actor Brad Pitt has always been keen for those vital parts of her figure to stand out in the crowd.

And she’s been particularly concerned since she started shooting for the new Adam Sandler movie ‘Just Go With It’ in Hawaii with gorgeous Sports Illustrated swimsuit cover model Brooklyn Decker, who’s just 23.

"Jen’s not someone to get paranoid about younger women. But she and Brooklyn are spending a lot of time in the heat wearing bikinis,” a source said.

"And that 18-year age gap between them is quite significant so Jennifer wants to look her best," the source added.

Minggu, 25 April 2010

frenzy of stress (cartoons) (but they're old) (not indicative of current stress frenzy)

Um, yeah. I just found these old cartoons, sketched out in a frenzy of stress when I was recounting my life's failures. People say the student years are the best but I don't know...



Good times, man. I still can't cook a decent muffin.

Jiah Khan was nervous before Housefull babes

I was nervous before Housefull babes: Jiah KhanFor Jiah Khan, last three years have been quite eventful in Bollywood. After making a beginning with Amitabh Bachchan in Ram Gopal Varma's 'Nishabd' (2007), she went on to work along with none other than Aamir Khan in 'Ghajini' (2008).

Now she arrives in an out and out masala affair like 'Housefull' where she is paired opposite Akshay Kumar. For any young actor, sharing screen space with three of the biggest superstars in Bollywood would have been akin to a dream journey.

After a couple of serious outings like 'Nishabd' and 'Ghajini', one can well assume that she must have had quite some fun shooting for a much lighter affair like 'Housefull'.

"I completely agree with that", smiles Jiah, "Having said that, I was so very nervous before I started the shoot. I have never done comedy for the big screen though I was quite good at it when I was in the acting school.

However, these are two entirely different things because I was a lot more relaxed at school.

Here I was working with such huge stars and it was imperative that with actors like Akshay, Riteish and Lara around, each of whom is known for his/her comic timing, I get it all right.

Thankfully, this is where Sajid comes in because he has his own ways of making you feel comfortable and deliver well. He has got so many jokes handy with him; he is simply a genius."

For someone who started off on an unconventional note with 'Nishabd' and 'Ghajini', it was a great experience for Jiah to get into something which was far more mainstream in Bollywood parlance.

"To be honest, it is really fabulous to be part of such a big project. However, it also happens a number of times that huge money is spent on the project and it ends up looking and doing good as well but it doesn't do much for an actor.

This is why at the moment I can't really say anything. Let the film release", she smiles, "I know for sure though that Sajid has made a fantastic film and those who watch Hindi films regularly would love it."

I was nervous before Housefull babes: Jiah KhanFor Jiah Khan, last three years have been quite eventful in Bollywood. After making a beginning with Amitabh Bachchan in Ram Gopal Varma's 'Nishabd' (2007), she went on to work along with none other than Aamir Khan in 'Ghajini' (2008).

Now she arrives in an out and out masala affair like 'Housefull' where she is paired opposite Akshay Kumar. For any young actor, sharing screen space with three of the biggest superstars in Bollywood would have been akin to a dream journey.

After a couple of serious outings like 'Nishabd' and 'Ghajini', one can well assume that she must have had quite some fun shooting for a much lighter affair like 'Housefull'.

"I completely agree with that", smiles Jiah, "Having said that, I was so very nervous before I started the shoot. I have never done comedy for the big screen though I was quite good at it when I was in the acting school.

However, these are two entirely different things because I was a lot more relaxed at school.

Here I was working with such huge stars and it was imperative that with actors like Akshay, Riteish and Lara around, each of whom is known for his/her comic timing, I get it all right.

Thankfully, this is where Sajid comes in because he has his own ways of making you feel comfortable and deliver well. He has got so many jokes handy with him; he is simply a genius."

For someone who started off on an unconventional note with 'Nishabd' and 'Ghajini', it was a great experience for Jiah to get into something which was far more mainstream in Bollywood parlance.

"To be honest, it is really fabulous to be part of such a big project. However, it also happens a number of times that huge money is spent on the project and it ends up looking and doing good as well but it doesn't do much for an actor.

This is why at the moment I can't really say anything. Let the film release", she smiles, "I know for sure though that Sajid has made a fantastic film and those who watch Hindi films regularly would love it."

Kamis, 22 April 2010

fell (partly) down the steps, ouch!

Oof! I just fell halfway down the steps. Mid-fall, I started giggling at my ridiculous flailing, recalling a favorite Eddie Murphy skit:


"Ever have a heavy-set aunt fall down the steps? Make a WHOLE lot of effing noise. It's scary too because they be calling Jesus on the way down. And aunts don't like to fall straight down the steps like a kid. They be tryin' to break the fall and hold it and stop the shit? And that just make the fall take a half hour then!"
Nursing my shoulder & some rugburn but I'll be ok. At least I fell backwards and not headfirst!

Reality star Kim Kardashian admits posing for Playboy

Reality star Kim Kardashian admits posing for PlayboyReality star Kim Kardashian admits posing for Playboy was not a comfortable experience and she is "sorry" she did it.

Kardashian says she regrets baring all for the publication in December 2007, but was urged to do so by mother Kris Jenner to promote their "Keeping Up with the Kardashians" TV programme.

"I'm sorry I did Playboy. I was uncomfortable," contactmusic.com quoted her as saying.

"'Go for it,' my mother said, 'They might never ask you again. Our show isn't on the air yet. No one knows who you are. Do it and you'll have these beautiful pictures to look at when you're my age'."

However, posing in another naked shoot for Harper's Bazaar, the 29-year-old beauty admits she feels more comfortable this time around.

"It's definitely scary, but it's very liberating. I think the message is embrace your curves and who you are. I feel proud if young girls look up to me and say, 'I'm curvy and proud of it now," she added.

Two more women accuse Steven Seagal of sexual abuse

Two more women accuse Steven Seagal of sexual abuseTwo more women have accused Steven Seagal of making unwanted sexual advances while they worked as his assistant. The women have submitted sworn declarations to help ex-model Kayden Nguyen, who is suing Seagal for 1 million dollars, claiming he used her "like a sex toy" and expected her to pleasure him sexually after landing a job as his personal assistant.

In one of the declarations, obtained by TMZ.com, one woman claims Seagal groped her breasts, telling her he was checking just as a doctor would for lumps. The document adds, “Seagal reached his hand down my pants. He said, I just wanted to touch it for a second to see what it felt like.”

Both women allege they quit working for Seagal after he made inappropriate sexual advances, reports the New York Daily News. However, Seagal's lawyer Marty Singer has dismissed the claims as "absurd", insisting the actor has never even met the two women.

"A preliminary check of his employment records does not show that they ever worked for him. The declarations were clearly prepared by Nguyen's lawyer to be leaked to the media to help bolster his client's meritless claims," Singer said.

Rabu, 21 April 2010

Texts from last night: "the toilet was on fire..."


Some of my favorites from Texts from Last Night:
  • Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".

  • I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.

  • i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now

  • let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."

  • the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.

  • seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...

  • Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water

  • I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.

  • got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"

  • is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?

  • My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?

  • checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.

  • do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?

But out of all of those? The toilet is top. How does a commode catch on fire?

Selasa, 20 April 2010

'Kissing disease' takes its toll on female students

'Kissing disease' takes its toll on female studentsA kiss is certainly the best way to express love, but for students at Edinburgh University it spells trouble — they are falling ill owing to what has been termed as the 'kissing disease.'

Owing to the kissing disease, 57 students of the university are suffering from glandular fever. The girls have more severe symptoms than their male counterparts suffering from the illness. At an average, the female patients missed 16 hours of classes because of the illness compared to three hours for men.

Researcher Karen McAulay said that it was not yet known why girls seemed to suffer more than boys. Girls are having a tough time combating severe tiredness, one of the main symptoms of the disease.

Other symptoms include not being able to swallow, not being able to take exercise, extreme tiredness and high fewer.

Experts are working on vaccinations to reduce cases of glandular fever. “There were vaccines in development which could be used to vaccinate students against glandular fever in future," he said.

Depending on the severity of the illness, the kissing fewer may have an adverse effect on a student's overall performance and university results.

Senin, 19 April 2010

"are my abs ripped enough??"


I cut this little snippet out of an email I just got from a mother of teenage boys. My inner angsty 16-year old has finally been put to rest. THAT'S what boys are thinking about? Their abs?? sigh. Maybe being male is easier, at least in the romance department

One night, my son was sitting at the table with about 9 other friends, (I was making peanut butter and jelly sandwiches) and he said, "I hate when I keep having the Superman dream and I am stabbed, or something ."

Suddenly all the other guys were like, "Yeah, I hate that dream!"

So I said, "Guys actually dream that they are Superman?"

They said "TOTALLY"

Then they were saying that girls are so weird. When you're on the phone with them, if there is a second of silence, the girl thinks something is wrong.

So I said, "Well, why does it become silent?"

The guys said, "We just like hearing their voices, so it doesn't matter what they talk about. We just let them ramble about nonsense. When they stop its our cue to continue talking. It does not mean something is wrong, usually we don't hear the words anyway, we are thinking are our abs ripped enough? Are we tall enough? Smart enough? And we are scared to say anything because girls can talk without thinking. We have to think about each word or we will end up saying it wrong, and that takes so much time."
So let me try something new and pontificate on my abs....

Minggu, 18 April 2010

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