Minggu, 31 Oktober 2010

I'm in one more database (boring post, don't bother reading)

I just signed up to be searchable in a new blog database, Bloglovin. yay!

The WMATA nest of F

Saturday I had to go downtown for a memorial service right in the middle of what my mom would say is "en mitten drinnen," Yiddish for "in the middle of things." And so, in the middle of Jon Stewart's Rally for Sanity (see its 100 best signs), I vetoed driving and ended up in the Washington Metro Area Transit Authority nest of f*** which culminated in 2 mile jog/walk from Dupont Circle to Georgetown.

I spent almost the entire train ride trying not to accidentally start a family with the multitudinous strangers whose lower limbs, vying for space, found themselves wrapped themselves around my thighs during a long, awkward train ride made longer because we kept stopping due to track maintenance and heavy volume. When we DID stop, doors opened and eager riders gazed longingly at us packed sardines and instantly calculated the futility of a fit. Not a single other person was able to squeeze on after Silver Spring, and we weren't even in DC yet . Also, this trek, undertaken after much metro jostling and a sprint up the Dupont Circle escalator of doom (which was broken so no resting!), added a note of comic urgency to the already pressing matter of making a remembrance service on time.

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The insanity! Metro photo from Deb

Sabtu, 30 Oktober 2010

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Kamis, 28 Oktober 2010

Lily Allen wanted a fancy dress shop

Lily Allen wanted a fancy dress shopSinger Lily Allen had plans to open a fancy dress shop before she settled for a vintage store.

The "Not Fair" singer, currently expecting her first child, recently opened a vintage clothing store with sister Sarah Owens, reports contactmusic.com.

"When I got pregnant, I decided to wind down a bit. So Sarah and I thought it would be a good moment to open the shop we'd been thinking of doing for years. Originally, it was going to be a fancy dress shop but because of our passion for vintage clothing, we thought this would work better," said Allen.

She says the decision to open a high-quality vintage store came after she saw many girls dressed like her.

"One of my 'light bulb' moments came when I went to a Christmas party and five people had the same high street dress on as I had. Plus the quality doesn't compare," she said

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Rabu, 27 Oktober 2010

Funny Twitter updates, volume 5

Funny Twitter updates, volume 5:
isweatbutter  "Give me some chocolate or I. Will. Cut. You."

anthropocon At the store I saw carrots packaged to be handed out on Halloween. Might as well just hand out eggs and paint a bullseye on your house.
tstyles77 I just witnessed a chicken crossing the road. I now have concrete evidence why they do it. To get to the other side & stare back wistfully.

suzierobb 10 hours of sleep and still sick. The chance of me being a legit zombie by Halloween is getting serious.

rbok Humpers gonna hump.

CristinGW Driving is evidently a water soluble skill.

h1661n5 Saw a car that said "Agapé Driving School" I hope their motto is "How Would Jesus Drive."
 
sintixerr "Do you want bar food, or a real dinner?" "Uhm. What's the difference?"

dallendoug my mom's laptop blue-screened the morning after she was looking art the macbooks. Coincidence? I THINK NOT!

heathermg It's like looking at the plans for paradise... RT @sintixerr Brownie win: http://yfrog.com/ngmmpxj 


wilw Dog: I HAVE A TOY! Me: Neat! Dog: DON'T TAKE IT AWAY FROM ME! Me: Okay. Dog: WHY AREN'T YOU TRYING TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM ME?! Me: Oh. Right.


FakeeEtiquette It is rude to link to a picture of something from Japan that isn't weird or disturbing.

suzierobb "maybe you have a deviated septum!" "it's been deviated by a beer bottle and a couple of fists."  

h1661n5 OH: "I hate military porn. They never get the uniforms right."

isweatbutter "You can take the fetus out of New Jersey, but you can't take the New Jersey out of the fetus." #Southpark

mccanner Not entirely sure what went on in Erin sleep land last night, but the comforter was on the other side if the room when I woke up. #zombies?  
 
tremaine: PhilosoRaptor speaks! If tomatoes are a fruit, isn't ketchup technically a smoothie?

lauriewrites Every time you bitch-tweet about Foursquare, a user who doesn't care gets a badge.


sintixerr How not to wake up: slip, slide feet first down stairs top to bottom and bowl into guitar attempting to turn off fill blast stereo


tstyles77 "Man Killed After His Car Strikes Cow." He wasn't killed during the wreck. He was killed when the cow shot him after he asked for ins info.

sween As Winston Churchill once said, "Wait a minute -- I never said this."

kylecassidy Dear spammers: Your "The IRS has rejected your return!" spam might work better if you sent it out during TAX TIME.

armsakimbo Chose to walk to work. Passed a fat woman naked from the waist down. Seriously, what could be next?  
h1661n5 Okay #iTunes, tell me how one gets from Prokofiev's "Carnival of the Animals: Fossils" to Three 6 Mafia's "Poppin My Collar."  
armsakimbo Today's mood has officially been elevated to "Scorched Earth"  

ihatesomuch Its 7 am, I slept 12 hours last night and I'm already fucking exhausted. Gonna be a peachy day.

Veronica OH: "I've been down that road before, and it ends in a cul-de-sac of pain."    

iKarlie Is it possible to die from being awake too early? 

ihatesomuch You know youre having a bad day when a fucking katy perry song makes you cry.  

5tevenw I have CDO. It's like Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, but in alphabetical order as it should be.  

micahpearson Dear Chili Cheese Half Smoke Hot Dog. You were good to me once. Please stay my friend.

someecards One quality I'm not looking for in a partner is the ability to maintain a virtual farm.  

LivitLuvit Job: interviewed. Apartment: cleaned. Dentist: en route. Monday, consider yourself pwned.  

funnyhumour I have an amazing ability! I find objects just before people lose them. The police, however, call it theft.  

heysuburban Don't eat Third Degree Burn Doritos & then touch your eye. But also, just don't eat Third Degree Burn Doritos.  

sivodd Horror flicks + knitting = Relaxing Sunday morning  
 
ebertchicago Why do so many conservatives hit the best-seller lists?
h1661n5 @ebertchicago Small words and large print.

 ihatesomuch And then someone at my table yelled "I didn't douche the other times!" And I knew it was going to be a good night. 

quinncy Chamomile tea, can I get some sense of when you'll give me that relaxed sense of well-being the box illustration promised?

God_Damn_Batman Jackass 3D? Really? If you want to see idiots get maimed in 3D just follow me around for 20 minutes.

thordora Why does writing feel like constipation sometimes? All clogged up, with the knowledge that an explosion is imminent.

 talkingtostones "Gnawing hunger" really is an apt description. And ironic, too, in its reversibility.

 pakgwei I will bitchslap the next person who asks me if they can call me. Dial the frickn phone. If I don't want to talk, I wont answer. 

h1661n5 Don't get smug when you use a word that someone else doesn't understand; you're failing as a communicator for the sake of self esteem.

heysuburban I spent a full minute trying to get into my car before I realized: I don't have a baby! Or a backseat full of crap! This isn't my car!

mccanner If the sweet nothings you whisper include knowing the difference between "type" and "font," I may attempt to marry you on the spot.

TeleEroticist I just bet someone 5 minutes of phone sex if Don doesn't break up with Faye in the next episode of Mad Men. 

OneFineJay After 1st batch starved to death. RT @DCeventjunkie: Demand for 'Twitter consultants' on the rise.

sabl3t3k I refuse to participate in this thing called morning without coffee. 


isweatbutter "That dress is sadness personified. You hit that with a rock." #ShitMichaelKorsSays #ProjectRunway

sintixerr I feel like I should say something about art, or security, but all I really want to do is bitch about having an allergic reaction to my cats.

WhySharksMatter "Large crocodiles don't move very much and they eat people, making them difficult study subjects" #GreatTextbookQuotes  

PraxisUniversal Me: "Sorry I'm late. Car trouble." Him: "What kind of car trouble?" Me: "It doesn't go 300 miles an hour to compensate for my late start."  

Superheropaul I'm so tired today that all i wanna do is crawl home from work on my hands and knees and be fed chocolate until I sleep.

 mccanner We already live in the future I care most about: the one where I can get spicy tofu delivered to my door so I can stay inside on a rainy day  

LivitLuvit Dear Gmail: YES, I AM AWARE I AM TYPING AN EMAIL IN THE TRASH, thanks to your 9,276 pop-up warnings while I did it. I will pop-up YOU.  

heysuburban I dreamed that I slept on an air mattress that was much more comfortable than the air mattress I slept on.  

denisleary Chrysler finds workers are smoking weed and boozing on the job. Finally - an explanation for the Cordoba. 

blogrollandroll OH at work today: "Then we had this big discussion on whether competency is something we should aspire to."  

dancingthruDC Love getting to say, "I'd love to, but I have a #poledancing class that night." I already feel like a badass.  

jordanrubin Lady Gaga says all the things I'm thinking but never say because I have a left side of my brain. 
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Hiccup Girl Jennifer Mee faces murder charges

Hiccup Girl Jennifer Mee faces murder chargesJennifer Mee has been charged with first degree murder in Florida on Saturday. The 19-year-old became famous after appearing on the ‘Today´ show for her uncontrollable hiccups that lasted for five weeks in 2007. After her 2007 appearance Jennifer Mee, originally from Tampa Bay came to be known as the “Hiccup Girl.”

Now this girl is facing the biggest hiccup of her life as she and two other guys are facing charges of committing the heinous crime of murdering. The St. Petersburg Police Department’s Sgt. T.A. Skinner told that Mee and the other two guys killed a 22-year-old man named Shannon Griffin.


The incident happened when a robbery went wrong. Mee lured Griffin and then ambushed him when the two men held the victim at a gun point. When Griffin struggled, shots were fired and the man died.

Both the men and Mee accepted their involvement in the incident and till Monday Mee will be in the Pinellas County jail without a bond. It is not known whether she has an attorney for herself but no contacts could be made to her mother as the numbers listed were disconnected.

If she is proved guilty along with two of her partners in crime they might face death penalty. In 2007 she had 50 hiccups in a minute, now this hiccup is going to persist for how long no one knows.

Selasa, 26 Oktober 2010

Madonna Prepares to Launch Fitness Chain

Madonna Prepares to Launch Fitness ChainFitness fanatic Madonna is preparing to open the doors to her first gym in Mexico City next month (Nov10).

The pop superstar, famed for her toned physique, is making plans to open Hard Candy Fitness global gyms in major cities around the world and will fly to Mexico to officially launch her first centre in Bosques de las Lomas.

Her manager Guy Oseary says, "Madonna's world tours have taken us to many of our favourite cities around the world. We are looking forward to opening Hard Candy Fitness in many of these same places".

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The gym will be equipped with dance, bike and yoga studios, saunas and steam rooms, as well as a juice bar.

The Material Girl also hopes to open 10 more locations in Argentina, Russia, Brazil and throughout Europe and Asia.

Kim Cattrall opens up about her sexual relationships

Kim Cattrall opens up about her sexual relationshipsSex and the City star Kim Cattrall has opened up about her sexual relationships and how she thought that sex would lead to love, but it never did. Cattrall, 54, revealed how she lost her virginity at 15 and was so disappointed by the experience that she did not expect it to be any better later.

“It is important to realise how important love is. I separated love from sex. Or just thought sex would lead to love. It did not, of course,” the Sun quoted her as saying. “Love gives you a chance to feel at ease and be prepared to try things. You cannot be so much at ease with someone you don’t really know. I would constantly make excuses for bad sexual experiences.”

“I wish I had not made an orgasm my only goal. It is more about all-round sexual fulfilment. I would advise girls not to lose confidence about their sex life. I had convinced myself that I was not sexual - and that sex was not that important,” she added.

She also said that talking is very vital and that she used to protect herself by limiting how much she felt, and added that she now knows not to be afraid to let go.

Senin, 25 Oktober 2010

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Products of the Month - October



Recently, IMPO Pro Melissa Street went to Europe for 14 days to work with a very special client.  During her European tour, which closely resembled the National Lampoon Chevy Chase movie, she experienced several filming challenges, including weather that went from sweltering (in Tunisia) to freezing rain (Marseilles, France) and everything in between.

So, which products did this Pro turn to help conquer travel dehydration, sleeplessness, dry and frizzy hair, perspiration issues, skin irritations, chapped lips and one or two swanky dinners with a cruise ship captain?

Ladies and Gentleman…The Products of the Month for October:

Jan Marini Antioxidant Daily Face Protectant SPF 30 – Melissa knows she preaches about this product, but it is only because it really works!  This is a non-greasy sunscreen that is actually good for your face!  Melissa uses this personally, professionally and in place of primer.



Embryolisse Exfoliating Care Cream – this product gently removes impurities and dead cells leaving the complexion fresh and radiant.  Perfect for travel and to revitalize tired, dehydrated skin.



SAMPAR Prodigal Pen – this product will treat and reduce the appearance of skin imperfections such as pimples/blemishes, irritations, bacteria and assists in healing insect bites, razor burn, etc.  A makeup artist must have!



Bed Head Let’s Get Tropical – this body oil treats and rehydrates the skin after long exposure to the sun.  Contains coconut, avocado and sunflower oils, as well as aloe vera.  Gives skin an amazing all-over, healthy glow.



Tara Smith Base Coat Serum – you prep your face with primer before makeup, so prime your hair before styling!  Totally organic and vegan, this product helps protect your hair, hydrates and provides a nutritional supplement for a good hair foundation.



L’Oreal Elnett Satin Hairspray – this product is the legendary hairspray of choice for red carpet events, photo shoots, film and television sets because it is so fine that it will disappear at the stroke of a brush.  Won’t way the hair down and has amazing holding power!



Prairie Dawn 100% Natural Lip Balm – this lip balm is more like a lip treatment!  Goes on smoothly and keeps lips moisturized.  Great to use as a lip primer prior to application of lipstick.  Comes in 4 luscious flavors!  Melissa’s favorite is Sweet Orange.  Psst! Check out IMPO's first contest thanks to Prairie Dawn! Details below under Pro Contest (scroll all the way down to the end of the post)!



Hakuhodo Brushes – renowned in the beauty industry as the best in brushes, this line features premium bristles and first-rate craftsmanship.  Melissa refuses to work without this brush line.



CoverFX Big Cover Up Set – traveling with multiple products in individual packaging can be frustrating, but the geniuses at CoverFX have solved that problem!  This 5- piece kit not only achieves total coverage of minor to major complexion issues, it comes with a foundation brush and instructional DVD too!  Melissa used this kit on stage, on camera and for all personal appearances!


CoverFX Conceal FX Camouflage Concealer – this product instantly erases under eye circles and dark spots as well as, redness, sun damage, tattoos, birthmarks, trauma and moles.  A little goes a long way and because it comes in 6 shades you can easily find your exact skin tone match!



Youngblood Cosmetics Artiste 2 Nude Awakening Palette – as a Pro MUA travel is a must, but Melissa hates packing individual colors, it’s just impractical and can be very messy if something breaks.  This palette has all the essential colors for day and night!  It’s a one-stop-shop!



Smashbox Brow Tech To GoIMPO raved about this product last month, but this product is worth another mention.  Brow Tech is so longwearing and waterproof that it lasted all day through long hours of filming and into the night for a personal appearance and dinner! No need for touch up!



Senna Cosmetics Lip Sync – this is a Pro MUA’s dream!  Lipstick and coordinating lip gloss all in one component!  Gotta love Eugenia Weston for inventing this amazing product!  Incredibly pigmented with tons of staying power, these lip colors are all you need.  Melissa’s favorite colors:  Stunning and A La Mode, but the good thing about owning all 4 sets is that you can mix and match.  Oh and did we mention that this product is formulated with collagen?  Excellent lip plumping power!



MAI Couture Blotting Papier – this product is incredible because it is a bronzer and a blotting paper in one.  Gives a light shimmer while controlling and absorbing oil.  Leaves a warm, sun-kissed glow on the skin.  Melissa also used the Rejuvenate Oil Blotting Papier in Lavender scent for removing excess shine without adding more makeup to her client’s face.  The soothing lavender scent is very calming and refreshing without being overpowering.



Lifewave Y Age Glutathione Patch – Melissa uses this product personally and was introduced to this technology through a client.  Daily, Melissa is asked about her personal skincare regime and because she feels that having good skin is not just about the products she uses on the outside, it’s also about how she treats her body on the inside, she felt it necessary to share this patch technology with our readers.



Here is a little information; Glutathione functions in our body as a master antioxidant that prevents damage to important cellular components caused by free radicals.  Basically, this patch technology slows down and can help improve the signs of aging by neutralizing free radicals that cause skin damage.  It has been clinically proven to help minimize fine lines and wrinkles, as well as improve overall health. As we age, Glutathione levels start to decline and many scientists now believe that how long we live is directly proportional to how high our Glutathione levels are.

In all fairness, Melissa is a distributor with Lifewave, but for the sole purpose of purchasing these patches at wholesale cost.  If you would like more information, feel free to click on the link or visit Suzanne Somers' website at www.suzannesomers.com.  You can also read about this incredible, nontechnology in her book Knockout.  This is a personal product of Melissa’s and is not sold to any business clients on set, nor is this mention intended to generate distributors for the Lifewave organization.



Pro Contest:

Thanks to Prairie Dawn Natural Body Products for providing us with our first IMPO/Twitter contest!  Be our 1,500 follower on Twitter and the Pros will send you two of each flavor of Prairie Dawn’s Natural Lip Balm (8 lip balms total)!  Click here and start following – Good Luck!




Photo credit: Makeup by: Ayami - Photography by: Rankin for Sightsavers 


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