Um, so??

My best girlfriend M used to work at an Arby's when she was in high school. They neglected to mention that they were running a special deal where any person who said this certain phrase from a commercial would automatically get a free hamburger.

So, she's standing at the register when this dude walks up and the following conversation ensues:

M: "Hi, welcome to Arby's. Can I help you?"

Dude: "I'M A BURGER BURN OUT!!!!"

crickets

M: " "
(<-- how do you even respond to this kind of unsolicited announcement??)

Dude: "Don't I get a free hamburger or something?"

M: "Um, hold on a minute...."

She went into the back room where her boss proceeded to finally fill her in on the special promotion.

Mr. Burger Burnout did, indeed, receive a free burger for his shameless parroting, M went home with a story so hilarious her friend has now blogged it eons later, the ad company got proof that at least one shmuck heard the script, Arby's got an extra customer, and everyone was happy.

The End.