Lord_Voldemort7 If you're reading this, congratulations, you've begun 2011 the same way you ended 2010... mindlessly entertained by social media. Nerd.
JezebelTheGreat My midnight kiss was warm and wet and wonderful but I don't think that old lady liked it because she had me thrown out of Walgreen's.
SingleSteve I drank a ton last night., only slept 3 hours, and yet somehow I feel great? This could be the year of Steven
plumbob78 Clearly I am broken, because a new year means fuck all to me.
cellimachine Dear 2011, don't fucking suck bitch. Love, celli.
shitmydadsays "No thanks. I don't need a party to celebrate New Year's. All I need is a bottle of bourbon and a t-shirt that hangs down passed my balls."
aedison And so passes another year in which I did not need to know how to use a protractor.
zefrank dear universe. please make it easier next year. all of it.
someecards My resolution is to spend more time avoiding friends and family.
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