-- funny keywords

So I can't ever tell who's looking at my site but I can see keywords people use to find my blog from search engines. Here are some of my recent favorites:

• stiff f*cking neck
• does eating increase your chance of jury duty
• can blogrollandroll kill you
  (um, no, I'm quite harmless really)
• lunchmeat from pig snouts
• how fast will a spleen shrink
• common things between people with fecal breath

Really makes you wonder what people are looking for!