-- the key to inner peace in the new year

Heh. One of my resolutions (aside from not making any) is to finish what I've started in 2009, unfortunately not as simple as this joke:

CALMNESS IN OUR LIVES...

I am passing this on to you because it definitely works and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed, 'The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished'.

So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a bottle of Kaluah, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos and a box of chocolates. You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now!

And I am also resolving to write everyday this month (signed up for NaBloPoMo, or National Blog Posting Month, again).

Happy New Year!