-- most boring table of contents

There should be an award for the most boring table of contents. I came across this at work and it nearly tipped me over the edge:

TABLE OF CONTENTS

Milestone Objectives and Target Metrics

Objective/Target Number 4.2.1: page 3

Objective/Target Number 4.2.2: page 4

Objective/Target Number 4.2.3: page 5

Objective/Target Number 4.3.1: page 6

Objective/Target Number 4.3.2: page 9

Objective/Target Number 4.3.3: page 10

Objective/Target Number 6.1.1: page 11

Objective/Target Number 6.1.2: page 12

I think I really feel Objective/Target Number 4.3.3 calling out to me, must drop all to read right now!