TMI Thursday, snakes & genitalia, not recommended to mix

Image from Mad Dog

I've been offline this week - completely swamped. Sorry! Will be back online next week for my regular columns. Today, however, I bring you a short snippet in celebration of TMI Thursday -- since last week's "how people found my blog" post was so popular, here are this week's winners:

Top 7 keywords people used to find my blog recently:

1. can i put a non poisonous snake in my vagina?
2. free blowjobs sierra vista
3. should i take a tamiflu for h1n1 if i lack a spleen
4. fat plumper vagina pics
5. i ate tiny brown bugs in my cereal am i going to get sick
6. ate fly larvae and now my stomach is bad
7. she finds excuses to grope me

But out of all of these? #1 is my favorite.

Maybe I really didn't want to know how some people celebrated Columbus Day.

Be back online next week... have a great weekend, all!

• More TMI Thursdays at Lilu's place -->
• Last week's TMI post: Nudity, body parts, fat, spleens & vomit -->
• and the rest of my TMI hub -->