Today's TMI Thursday is devoted to you, dear reader. To the keyword searches bringing new folks to my blog.Vomit is a popular topic, as is fat, spleens and other body parts. There was also one (thank goodness only one) search for me "naked." I can only hope that refers to the other 100 folks out there with my same name. I assure you, there no nude photos of my spleen. Anywhere.
But I might be able to coax it into some feetie pajamas for you.
Moving on.
Popular keyword searches on blogrollandroll recently:
vomit-related:- baby ate cigarette won't throw up
- how to throw up on cue
- most someones ever throwed up
- the thing in my throat dont make me throw up
- swiss cheese makes me throw up
- my spleen hurts when i drink soda
- spleen burger
- spleen comedy schedule
- underwire bras damage to spleen
On vaginas, breasts, fat and other body parts:
- gun in my vagina
- watch man put head in vagina
- wide vagina photo ,pictures
- why my vagina rules
- Ginormous breasts
- love at first nipple
- fat guy hides gun in rolls
- mouse died in fat roll
- letter to my pancreas
Categorically uncategorizable:
- how to crystallize human urine
- f*ck dreamweaver
- stiff f*cking neck
- bob dole slept like a baby
- bisphenol a
- COMMON THINGS BETWEEN PEOPLE WITH FECAL BREATH
(yes, it was in all caps)
philosophical questions: throw your uncertainty upon the internet! Find the answers to all you've ever asked! Like:- should i throw up before bedtime?
(Um. You should never TRY to throw up. Ever.) - my vagina is a little wide and a little fat is something wrong?
(Honey, they're like any other body part. They all vary and they're all beautiful! Not that I'm the authority on this but it just seems intuitive.) - why do elephant seals have that lump on their face?
(I'm not really sure. I really did just try to look but nothing was immediately obvious for my .03 second attention span. These lumps seem to be larger in males, who are required to hurl their facial ballsacks at eachother during mating season. The male with the largest protuberance beats down the competition while females watch admiringly. Technically, the lump is called a "sagittal crest.") - can i give my chihuahua prunes?
(For the love of god, NO! Actually I was thinking more of the laxative effect. But I just looked it up and actually, prunes are dangerous for your dog. So, no.) - does eating increase your chance of jury duty?
(?? readers? help me out here...)
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