For today's TMI Thursday, I bring you:
Random thoughts I had while driving to work:
"P. Diddy and Puff Daddy are the same person??"
(Listening to commercial: "I'm so glad I found Laurel and her financial makeover! I now have a C corp, an S Corp, and 6 LLCs!!")
"Bit*@! Why you need 8 businesses? Can't you make enough money at one??"
"I hope I'm not that hunched."
"I wonder who would ball up my gym clothes & clean my cube if I got hit by a bus on the way into work? Should I appoint someone? I can't have just anyone touching my sports bra."
"Why is that woman wearing a vagina on her shirt?"
(Thinking of coworker I addressed no less than 75 times earlier in the week) "Oh god. His name is NOT Mark."
"Maybe it wasn't wise to bring a bowl of cereal in the car." (Don't worry, I wasn't eating it - it just got so mushy I had to throw it out.)
"Those people with the ugly baby seem so nice."
(Trying to think of the name of a fast food joint I passed on crosscountry trip) "What was that place again? Chunky's? Tubby's? Dumpy's? Chubby's? Bob's Big Boy? Why are so many restaurant names so incredibly uncomplimentary??"
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