Paris Gets a Little Crazy

There must be something in the water in L.A, because celebrities are going nuts faster than your average insurgent can throw goats, and that´s actually pretty fast. She went out to a hot night spot to catch up with her sister and look hot for the cameras, but when she was leaving she started chanting Lindsay Lohan´s nickname “Firecrotch” over and over to herself.

A horrified onlooker says: "But as Paris was about to leave, she started saying ˜firecrotch´ to herself - but loudly - so everyone around her could hear. And she wasn´t saying it to anybody - she was all by herself. She was practically chanting it!"

Sounds like there might be some need for psychotropics in the Hilton camp. Or possibly Paris has figured out that crazy gets plenty of attention. Or possibly she just had one of those involuntary vocalization moments, where your mouth just starts talking and you don´t even realize it. Sometimes that happens, and sometimes you end up in a straitjacket. That´s just life.