WTF Wednesday

• Bicyclist gets hit by freak bolt of lightning
  Monty Python fans will immediately think, "DON'T stand there gawping, like you've never seen the hand o' god before!" I'll ruin it for you so you don't palpitate on me before you click over. He's fine.
  
  
• Guy robs house, returns 2 hours later to ask resident out on a date
  That's a great way to win a lady over, btw. Rob her.

These next few are older but still WTF??able:

• Muslim TV exec beheaded wife because she wanted out
  No wonder she wanted out.
  
  
• Miss Universe visits Guantanamo, says it's "a loooot of fun!" and "I didn't want to leave, it was such a relaxing place, so calm and beautiful."
  
  
• A Tunisian pilot was sentenced to 10 years in prison because he paused to pray instead of taking emergency measures before crash-landing his plane, killing 16 people.
  
  
• Top highly inappropriate toys for tots including the toy tattoo gun (does it come with toy hepatitis?), the pole dance doll, kid's nipple tassle teeshirt (for baby's practice), shave the baby, baby glutton, and (my favorite) stuffed STDs. (Thanks, Mike!)