wtf Wednesday: awful stench, but man's not dead, just a slob

Hey there! I'm back from my travels. I've been living out of a suitcase for the past week while visiting family in NJ. I have much to share, but today I bring you choice WTF???'s in the news:

• Awful stench in apt. reveals that man isn't dead, just a slob
  when firefighters busted down the the door, they found the tenant very much alive and living with rotting garbage piled floor to ceiling.
• Man in Thor costume scares off burglar
  "As soon as he saw me his eyes went wide with terror."
• Teen wedged in toilet during music festival
  A British teenager had to be rescued by firefighters when her shoulders became wedged in a long-drop wooden toilet at a music festival.
• Python finds home in man's toilet
  Said python had developed a habit of slithering in from the garden and curling up in the toilet bowl.
• Accident lands jeep on home's second floor
  The driver (likely drunk -- ya think?) hit a pile of dirt and went airborne toward a house, crashing into the second floor.
  
• Man accidentally fires cannon into neighbor's house
  Recreating 19th century cannons is a longtime hobby for man who said he is sorry and he will stop shooting them on his property
• Man tries to pay for gas with pot
  Sheriff's deputies arrested a man after he allegedly offered store clerks marijuana to pay for gasoline.
• Firefighters forced to bathe elephant
  A firefighter's union says a New York City engine company had to close its firehouse for 30 minutes to bathe a circus elephant on city orders.
• Woman arrested in air freshener attack
  Police in Florida said they arrested a woman for attacking a smoker with air freshener sprayed from a can.
• Bear adept at opening car doors
  The interior of a Colorado man's car was destroyed by a black bear authorities said has become an expert at opening car doors.

Stay tuned as I do more catching up this week! And figure out my TMI Thursday post!