ugly couch contest: vote! Who wins?

If you follow this blog, you probably know I've been searching the heavens for couches. I was wrong in my last post when I said I was looking for a couch all week. It's really been two weeks. Two weeks of scouring Craigslist for something clean, nice and affordable.

Instead, this is what I've found.

For you, dear reader:

The internet's ugliest couches:

Which couch makes you cringe the most?

First item: a wrought iron couch. What is this, a torture instrument? Sold as is (meaning no cushions) so good luck with that whole comfort thing.

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Obviously, this couch designer was inspired by the chunks in their recent stomach flu.

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I've seen worse. But they were asking $450 for this?

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TV on the blink? Now your couch can match the snowy, pixellated screen.

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This was the couch that inspired this entire entry. I can't decide if it's made from the fabric of a 1980s prom dress or the curtains of an extremely cheap motel.

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Someone was selling this? Really? I've seen better couches in the TRASH.

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This wouldn't be so bad if you were colorblind.

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All I can say about these couches is no wonder they were selling them.

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This one somehow seems incomplete without several pink flamingos.

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Ouch! Jail couch. My eyes!

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I don't even know what to say about this except offer my sympathies to its existence. Just like I don't want to put my ugliest web designs in my portfolio when forced to create something ghastly (like a yellow & red -- I'm not kidding -- site I made in my earlier days), the designer, owner, and future buyer of this couch all get my sincere condolences.

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This is someone's grandmother's idea of the perfect stain camoflage pattern. Not even cat vomit would show.

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This pattern is better suited to gift-wrap, not a couch!

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At least TRY to fluff the pillows a little better so they don't look so blown out!

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I can only imagine some poor design student got an F for this idea.

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Couches for the undead.

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I like how this one comes with a bottle of Febreze.

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This one might be ok if it wasn't missing the rest of its set. They advertised it as a loveseat and were asking $300. $300!!

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LAST ENTRY: the FAIL couch:

Here because although it is a nice-looking couch, it does NOT look very green to me.

Your votes?