-- 4 year old's rule, but this is why...

Compliments of my buddy Tony, my reclusive plate, revealed:

tony a.k.a. isweatbutter said...
" i'm sure it's only because it's not a great picture, but i wasn't paying as much attention to the fact that your food looks anti-social as i was to the fact that it looks like your plate is full of sauteed monkey brain, fried chicken gizzard, roasted pig anus and poached duck lung."My plate, translated! (Original pic here.)