Loveless Aniston mulls becoming a nun

After a series of failed relationships, Hollywood actress Jennifer Aniston has revealed that she intends to take a break from men and become a nun.

The Bruce Almighty actress, who is holidaying in Mexico by herself, stated to a pal that she is taking a break from men, and intends to work on herself from inside, reports The Sun.

The stunner reportedly told a close friend: I just need to spend time with myself for a bit. I know people look at me and say I have the perfect life with the career and the money.

But it all can seem a little hollow if you dont have someone to share it with, that sounds like a cliche, but it is so true. Maybe I should just become a nun.

Jennifer, 39, who has been married to actor Brad Pitt, also revealed to her pal that life hasnt turned as she expected it to.

When I married Brad, I thought it was for life and wed certainly have kids, Jennifer said.

“If you had told me when I was 25 that Id still be unmarried and childless at 40, Id have laughed in your face, she added.

-- an open letter to my pancreas

Dear Pancreas,

I totally didn't mean to stress you out with those 50 little pieces of candy today. It's just... nothing went right and damn if my PMS demon didn't rise up and take over. Better day tomorrow?

Love, self

-- Happy Rosh Hashana!

-- widower abandons 9 of his kids at the hospital

I originally wanted to say something harsh and judgemental but despite how wrong this is, he is grieving. Ten kids is a lot. Why'd they have so many?? Poor kids, I can only imagine how messed up I'd be if that was my family.

An out-of-work widower who abandoned nine of his children at a hospital under Nebraska's new safe haven law said he was overwhelmed without his wife and just "fell apart." Staton anonymously left the five boys and four girls — ages 1 to 17 — at Creighton University Medical Center's emergency room on Wednesday night. He has a 10th child, a daughter who is 18 and was not dropped off.
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Gwyneth Paltrow Refuses To Hire Chef.

Gwyneth Paltrow Refuses To Hire Chef....

Gwyneth Paltrow refuses to hire a personal chef to cook her family's meals - insisting she does it herself.

The actress snubs the celebrity trend of hiring a cook for the household because she loves to provide food for her husband - Coldplay rocker Chris Martin - and their two children.

She tells People.com, "I cook all the meals for my house. I really love to cook.

"Breads and pizzas is what I'm cooking and we all love it. We have a wood-burning pizza oven in our garden. Right now the weather is nice in London, so I'm using that oven a lot.

"You can cook anything in there. It's amazing."

Paltrow recently filmed cookery road trip show Spain... On The Road Again with chef Mario Batali.

-- habitat for sanity

Today a bunch of us went to a friend's house to work on a house project in a labor exchange we are calling "habitat for sanity." Today's project was to frame out a closet and hang a pocket door.

Getting started. The first step is moving equipment into place; the trusty miter saw is placed on the front porch for later use.

Looking over the directions.

What is "PELLIGROSO!!!!"??

Ah nevermind. We'll work around it.
Virgin ceiling. Hmm, where to put the frame?

Extension cords, a must for every do-it-yourselfer.
The first cuts.

Walk-in closet, here we come. Fully framed, now ready for the pocket door.
The door is hung

Kitty approves.

-- world's most disgusting apartment

I just read an article about the world's most disgusting home. How could I not share this??

What does she do, sit in front of the blank screen and smoke? No way could this thing turn on.

Top view of computer.

Maybe this is unfair but I somehow picture this person as weighing 1,000 lbs.

I mean, obviously they're drinking a ton of fast-food soft drinks... maybe they're too fat to throw out the trash. (But they're not too fat to GET to the store, so this is puzzling...)

My question is, how do they even USE the bathroom? What is that brown stuff? (Do I even want to know???)

I'd like to point out that this made international press -- the apartment itself is in Houston! See the full article and pix at Australia's Daily Telegraph.

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You also have to check out this video slideshow of another disgusting house. This was taken by a friend's cousin.